>Sara: "Tegan came out later... they practically gave her a parade, I mean it was way easier when she came out, so she was like--"
Tegan: "I didn't even really come out, I was just like "this is my girlfriend..."
Sara: "And everybody was just like "here's a plant!" And I really did all the hard work..."
>Sara: (to Tegan) "Seriously. Remove your left hand from my shoulder."
Tegan: "I don't know where else to put it!"
Sara: "There must be an easier way to do this..."
>Sara: "I wouldn't say I miss her [Tegan], but sometimes when we've taken a month off or something we'll be flying somewhere and i'll see her at the airport, and i'll get excited, like "look there's Tegan!" and then she'll start talking and i'll be like, "I hate you, you're so annoying!"
>Sara: "My mom told us that people like it when we like each other so... *goes over and hugs Tegan*
>Sara: "We're basically the indie Beyonce."
>Sara: "This next song is about when you get your heart broken and you try your best to glue it back together and you wake up one morning and you're so happy because you realize, "Oh my God, the tape's holding."
>Sara: "Emy come get my hair extensions out!"
Emy: "Oh god... Jesus Sara, you really fucking put this in here!"
Sara: "Don't talk with that loud voice like that...."
>Tegan: "I feel we should play our own songs."
Sara: "I know, I know, but now that me and Rihanna are engaged, I feel like I have to play this [Umbrella] every night.. she is my fiancee, Tegan.
>Sara: "We're calling from The Forest. Um.. There's actually a bear, it just... it's been injured it..."
*Phone beeps and goes weird*
Sara: "It's dragging... OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!"
Lisa: "Oh, it's okay, i'm still here, i'm still here.."
Sara: "I know but we've got to do it again, I hate it when fuckin' other motherfuckers call us!"
>Sara: "We're like Hannah Montana for adults."
>Sara: "Raccoons are bastards."
>Sara: "I'm so distracted by being gay all the time that it's hard for me. I have to have a personal assistant."
>Sara: "Sixty percent of Americans think Tegan and Sara are rude, but sorta funny and sarcastic."
>Sara: "Tegan, SHUT THE FUCK UP."
>Sara: "Leave the barking for the ocean."
Tegan: "What the fuck does that mean?"
Sara: "It means you're one of those things that barks by the ocean."
>Sara: "... and that's why if you're standing in the wrong place at the wrong time, you can look like a prostitute."
>Sara: "People love maple syrup."
>Sara: "There are a lot of Canadians in Canada."
Tegan: "Yes, there are a lot of Canadians in Canada."
>Sara: "Oh great, I love people that boo on cue."
>Sara: "There is homophobia in every corner and pocket of this world, but at the core... you just love someone and want to make mixtapes for them."
>Sara: "Me being in love with a girl and wanting her to be with me... it affects no-one - yet it's terrifying to people and they think you're a monster."
>Sara: "Hey, hey! Shut it. Shut your giant, trappy mouth! Just shut it."
>Tegan: "The baby step in between elementary and high school is worse because you go from Mickey Mouse and Nintendo to make up and blowjobs. It was a big fucking step, and Sara and I did not take the step easily."
Sara: "In some cases, we never took the step."
>Sara: "But my favorite part of the story-- wait, I don't know what you yelled."
Tegan: "She said "I love you."
Sara: "Oh I lov- umm.. I mean I don't know you. But I bet you're awesome."
>Tegan: "I haven't even told Sara that i'm gay."
Sara: "You're gay?!" *sobs*
>Sara: *Sings* "Helping each other is fun. I love to help my friends and neighbours. Counting one by one, standing doing nothing.. counting, working, everyone except for her. Doing everything and doing nothing. Doing something but someone's doing nothing."
Random lady: "You are doing nothing!"
Sara: *Sings* "Helping out is fun but not for someone. Enjoying finishing quicker but not her. Pretending to do something is her job."
Sara: "Listen.. you can pick up that shit now. Yeah, now you have something to do."
>Sara: "If you're looking for someone to knock you up, i'm still ready to go."
>Sara: "I really hope this music thing works out. If it doesn't, i'll be making babies and strawberries."
Tegan: "You're going to MAKE strawberries?"
Sara: "Oh no, grow them."
Tegan: "Oh I was confused there.."
>Sara: "Sometimes I worry i'm not going to be the best parent, because if my baby gets a skin fungus, I might sell him at a garage sale."
>Sara: "Geez, Tegan looks like me two years ago. That's weird."
>Sara [To Tegan]: "I have standards, you're a slut."
>Sara: "This song is about how I was a weird, anxious kid that did acid."
Tegan: "You what?"
Sara: "And did acid... LSD."
Tegan: "You have to scream it out, I can't understand you."
Sara: "Okay. THIS SONG IS ABOUT HOW I WAS A WEIRD ANXIOUS KID THAT DID ACID."
>Sara: "I'm gonna strip you down naked, cover you in placenta juice, and stuff you in a bag with Tegan for nine months and we'll see how much you like it."
>Stupid Man: "You're only eighteen, what do you know about love?"
Sara: "A lot, motherfucker."
>Sara: "I'm a giant gaylord, and I still stared at his body."
>Sara: "There are moments in which I think "what am I doing here? I'm 27 and i'm living with 13 adults. In a bus. With one shower. After a few weeks I start thinking: "Why?" but I know why. You do it because that one hour, in which you play, makes you think "Okay, that's why."
>Tegan: "Since Sara had blonde hair, does that mean that she also had more fun? According to our sources, it has not been confirmed that Sara had more fun."
>Sara: "Fuck the money, give me the ladies."
>Tegan: "I had jaundice when I was born. I still get sick a lot."
Sara: "I had jaundice on the inside."
Tegan: "You are so funny."
Sara: "Like in the womb I had to be strong for the both of us, while you just wimped out, and you're like "I'm sick", so i'm like "Fine. i'll stay in longer."
>Sara: [To Tegan] "If you're gonna start that whole shit with me tonight... I will come over there and flip you."
>Sara: "Okay, okay, okay. JESUS! Alright, bring it in, shh, everybody just focus again. We're back at a concert, not a lesbian party. Focus. I'm not coming to your party."
>Sara *sarcasm*: "I'm doing fine, thank you for asking and i'm also glad to be home, thank you, as you were enquiring about my happiness and safety..."
Tegan: "I know you're fine. I spoke to Emy earlier."
Sara: "What is she, my gatekeeper?, she like my publicist or something?"
Tegan: "Your gay keeper." *grins*
>Tegan [To Sara]: "If you cross the line again, you won't have a backing band anymore. You have to keep the people entertained and play "Walking with a Ghost" a couple hundred times."
>Sara: "It was like, I wanna fuck your best friend and i'm not in love with you anymore, so DIE."
>Sara: "This one's for him."
Sara: "Her. Shim."
>Tegan: "Northern State [a band] are always drunk.."
Sara: "Yes, but they're girls drunk, and that's fun.. i'm like a dirty man. Like "I stay sober, the ladies get drunk.. and then put them in their bathing suits. Wholesome fun. Wholesome fun."
>Radio Guy [To Sara]: "What's the most annoying trait of your twin sister?"
Sara: "She does this thing with her little labret piercing that makes me wanna rip it right out of her face."
Radio Guy: "Where.. where is that on the body?"
Tegan: "Here." *points to lip*
Radio Guy: "Oh. I thought it was possibly a..."
Sara: "No, that would be "labia."
>Audience Member: "LIVING ROOOM!"
>Sara: "You know what, I have no new crush, but I used to totally have the hots for Pink."
>Sara: "We're the kinda girls who take our clothes off and have pyjamas on underneath."
>Sara: "She makes a good sandwich, huh? It's amazing how you can use the same ingredients but one sandwich won't taste as good as any other.
Tegan: "It's all about placement.. and she makes the thickest part the middle.. and the pickle.. God, it's delicious. And that's why we took her as our wife."
>Sara: "These are actual fish, that swim in the water that Tegan bought for a very low price.."
Tegan: "Oh, so because they're not expensive, their life is worth nothing? These were cheap fish, people, don't get upset. Don't get attached to Emy, okay? She's just a cheap fish. She was one of those orange ones. She was cute and she meant a lot to me."
>Tegan: "Model through it."
>Tegan: "WHY would I want to have sex with my sister?! WHY?? Why would I want to have sex with someone that looks like... well.. *grins* I could see that.."
>Sara: "What does it say about society that men are so comfortable drawing dicks over everything? Women do not feel comfortable to do that, I would never.. who has a Sharpie? I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna.. I'm gonna christen these walls with a VAGINA."
Tegan: "Pussy powwaah!"
>Tegan: "We love something together, and we made it together and we appreciate that and we'll always have that bond..."
Sara: "It was a mistake and I should have worn a condom."
>Tegan: "The girl sitting in front of me in homeroom in grade 7 turned around and she said, "Oh my God! I totally lost my virginity to my boyfriend this summer to this song!" and I was like, "We have to do that already?!"
>Tegan: "Clothes make me miserable. I like to spend most of my time in the nude and this whole "recording a record" with people around and things.. it's really fucking that up."
>Tegan: "I'm pretty sure that Sara wrote that song about me. "Dressing bad's like loving you." Sara dresses pretty bad but it's because she loves me. Even though I hate her. She tries so much to win my love..."
>Tegan: "We just didn't know what the hell we wanted to do.. and we were like good lord we're charming and funny.. we should write songs."
>Tegan: "We're like the gay jonas brothers."
>Sara: "Gay marriage" is not what is at stake. It's the right to choose to marry, the right to benefits, the right to adopt, the right to access the same set of rights extended to every citizen in the United States of America. Those rights do not extend to homosexuals. And it's fucked up. And you should care, straight or gay, white or black. Canadian or American."
>Sara: "I like it when other people like Tegan because every once in a while a little head pops up and it's someone who likes me and becomes my wife for 5 years."
>Sara: "Hey mom!"
T&S's mom: "Hey Tegan!"
Tegan: "Yeah, i'm on the phone too!"
>Tegan: "Sara, when we were 5, mom told me you were adopted."
>Sara: "I got married. We were just sitting there with our little piece of paper. Did it hurt anybody? It's amazing that what we just did would really cause any controversy in people's minds."
>Tegan: "That's Sara, she got attitude for christmas."
Sara: "I just wanna say that my guitar was not out of tune, it's just that you were playing the wrong chords."
Tegan: "You're fired. It's hard doing my job."
>Sara: "If you could cut me open and see the inside there would be a little business man with a suit on and everything."
Interviewer: "Is he like shredding admin sheets and stuff like that?"
Sara: "No, it's more like a mahogany desk and a hot secretary."
>Sara: "Did you turn my guitar off? No? Oops, i've been drinking."
>Sara: "I like life on the road sometimes, it's so gay."
>Sara: "I know from even when we were teenagers growing up, gay people, their statements, even just talking about it and using the words, were so important and when somebody who you looked up to and respected would talk about it there was a relief, someone you could identify with."
>Sara: "I'm partying without partying."
>Tegan: "I used to love partying and i've never let go of that, but that last ten years i've had to read all our press and about how we're a folk rock band and i'm like "shiit, well... maybe Sara is."
>Tegan: "Maybe i'll shave my head and wear wigs. That way I can try all sorts of different hair styles. I did it in '98. The shaved head that is, not the wigs."
>Tegan: "I love Sara's music and there's no one else i'd rather share a face with and I try to remember that I actually enjoy being around her."
>Tegan: "It look me a long time to convert her to be a lesbian. Four years of charming. It's hard. I don't advise anyone to try."
>Tegan: "I just wanna punch her [Sara] in the face because i'm so excited for her."
Sara: "Cool! That's how we do it in our family..."
>Sara: "No, no, no I love meat. Is it because we're gay? Are you gay stereotyping us?
>Tegan: "One of the first songs that Sara wrote was "Tegan didn't go to school today."
>Tegan: "I think in a weird way, I have a lot in common with men, especially heterosexual men. I'm writing about girls and i'm writing about dealing with my emotions. I really think there actually is more for men to relate to these days with Tegan and Sara."
>Sara: (Touching Tegan's arm) "I found out that touching you was like touching me. So this is what it's like to touch me."
>Tegan: "I can't remember the question. I kinda got distracted. I ate a grape."
>Tegan: "Anyways, this song is dedicated to Sara who shared the womb with me when we were quite young. Happy birthday Sara."
>Sara: "Well your CD collection is still in 1996 so..."
Tegan: "Nothing wrong with the mid 90's."
Sara: "I'm just saying..."
Tegan: "At least you can hear what they're saying."
Sara: "Okay, grandpa."
>Sara: "My mom says I suck as a bed partner. I suck in bed. But that's okay. I have other things going for me."
>Tegan: "We love each other. We're siblings. She can basically do anything. Anything except for like, stabbing me."
>Sara: "You basically have an out of control dog."
Tegan: "I do, and it's name is Sara."
>Sara: "We showed up at this big photo shoot in New York, and I get in there, and I look at the rack of clothes and it's like dresses, pointy boots and stuff and I said to the photographer, "I wanna sleep with women wearing these clothes but I do not want to wear these clothes myself."
>Tegan: "So many windmills! And they're like in the water! Is there a village under there? I want to go there! I want to go there."
>Sara: [To Tegan] "If you are too afraid to go to the bathroom then you are not old enough yet to have a girlfriend, like Justin Bieber."
>Sara: "I'm very obsessed with the idea of having a song that sort of bruises your brain. I love it when people say "I can't get your song out of my head!" I want that!"
>Tegan: "You meet somebody and you fall in love, and you do everything for them, they're everything. You just want them to want you."
>Tegan: "If you want to take Sara home, i'll pay you. Just kidding, we need her. Cause... we'll figure out why, but there's probably a reason."
>Tegan: "You're brushing your teeth, you're doing something natural and good. Kind of like love. But then before you know it, it's wiped all over your face and burns the shit out of you."
>Sara: "Don't be upset, she [Tegan] doesn't understand coffee."
>Tegan: "The deer got up, he was totally fine. He was all like "Sorry guys, didn't mean to get in your way."
>Tegan: [To Sara] "Aren't you going to introduce me, fucking cow?"
>Sara: "Show her your a baller." *long pause*
Tegan: "Show her your a what?"
Sara: "A baller."
Tegan: "WHAT THE FUCK IS A BALLER?!"
>Audience Member: "Saraaa!"
>Sara: "I'm not making fun of anybody's voice, I hear myself recorded and I think chipmunk."
>Tegan: "I'm so tired, I just wanna ride my pony, I don't wanna update my website!"
>Tegan: "Oh, boobs... I can't see boobs, I am underaged. Can you put them away?"
>Tegan: "I'm generous and thoughtful and I spoon for 6-8 hours a night."
>Tegan: "I thought you had 3 cats."
Sara: "No, no, no, it's just 2, the other one's on business."
>Sara: "Fuck that, i'm an awesome role model for teenagers."
>Sara: "Oh my God, this is so good! Doing vocal tracks right now. I'm fucking Madonna."
>Sara: [To Tegan] "Don't talk to me like that, i'll fucking slap you across the face."
>Tegan: "I feel rage when I imagine the Prop Yes people celebrating, thinking they've won something when in fact they've just stolen something."
>Tegan: "At 14, the last thing I was going to do was invite Sara in for a chat about sexuality."
>Sara: [About "Superstar"] "I despise that song on so many levels."
>Tegan: "We just don't talk about that kind of stuff, and it was never like "I'm gay, should I tell mom?" it was like "You're not invited to the sleepovers with me and her anymore, because you know why."
>Tegan: "If I had to pick someone, some character, I think I would choose to be Edward. You can guess who that might be."
>Tegan: "We wanna make sure that we're giving the audience as much of what they want as we can, in return we get giant bras, which is awesome."
>Tegan: [To Hayley Williams] "We're all concerned about Sara, she just made the jump to t-shirts."
>Sara: "Canada's the 2nd largest continent right?
Tegan: "Canada's not a continent."
Sara: "Yeah see, I act dumb so she looks smart."
>Sara: "I live my life in a way that I feel completely comfortable with. I don't struggle with who I am, who I date, who I love, what I say or what I stand for, not just sexuality but everything."
>Tegan: "I did just have a friend post what she's going to have for dinner. I'm like really? Get a life! Are you going to tweet every time you take a shit?"
Tegan: "Did you know that when you go 'hmm' your ears move?
Sara: "I did it on purpose"
Tegan: "I can't control my ears."
Sara: "I can."
>Sara: [Introducing Mondayx3] "I wrote this song when most of you were 12. Just kidding. But seriously it's weird. I'm 30. I hope you like older women."
> Sara: "I know how I was born and I know that I have no choice. I know it may not show on the color of my skin, but I know it's in my heart and in my soul."
> Tegan: "I think that naps should only be for babies, the elderly, pot heads and sick people. But apparently i'm all of those things now because I can't stop napping."
>Tegan: "Straight up, i'm a hot mess."
>Tegan: "It's incredible that at 29 years old I still have such bra shame. Every time a bra flies at me on stage, I am transported back to age 13 and shopping for my first bra at Sears with Sara and my mother."
>Tegan: "Irish people are fantastic audience members. When they aren't singing along, clapping over their heads or dancing, they are yelling in their cute little pirate accent."
>Sara: "I think that there is a lot of sexual shame in America, you don't see a lot of sexual images, like you turn on MTV and everyone is like covered up, I mean we've just become an uncomfortable society with our own bodies. Like, I could start a movement, for example if you wanted to cover yourself with soap and rub yourself along the front of a car in a video, there is nothing wrong with that. For example, one time, not even for a music video, I went over to Tegan's house the other day, and she was washing her car and then we just, we just took all our clothes off and rolled around in the suds..."
Tegan: "One: I don't own a car, I don't even have a driver's license. Two: We don't live in the same city. Three: Just the idea that you had that thought in your head makes me feel sad inside. Deep, deep, deep sadness that will motivate me to sing all the sad songs that i've ever written tonight."
>Tegan: "It was about giving away everything that I had in order to... go and have something nice... that I liked for real."
Sara: "That was so vague - can you expand on that, Sarah Palin?"
>Sara: "I had all four of my wisdom teeth pulled out. I had it done in Montreal and I didn't get put under - only freezing. So, not only did it fucking hurt, but I was awake. It was traumatizing. It was May in Montreal and it was really hot. I got sick from the codeine and I was barfing and my face was so huge. And I was so tense that I didn't just have bruises on my cheeks, I had these bruises all down my neck and on my chest. I looked like i'd been in a car accident. It was fucked up."
>Sara: "Home for me is when I can walk from the bathroom around the house naked."
>Sara: "I'm 28 years old and I don't even like to look at photo albums from high school. It's so unfortunate, like I should have been on an island from the ages 11-21."
>Tegan: "I think we're starting to figure out what we want to do with our lives; I think we're getting it together. I don't know if that means we're getting better or we're just getting more docile in our old age."
>Tegan: "Sara is more of a cheap fighter because she tends to hit me with things, like the time she threw a trophy at me and it tore a chunk out of my leg. I've gotten her good a few times though. Like the time I pulled a jacket over her head and stood on her until she cried."
>Tegan: "I take comfort in being a twin, there is something really exciting about the fact that there is someone in this world that looks just like me, who's made up of all the same things as me. That's really cool."
>Interviewer: "If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be?"
Sara: "I'd be a dragon just because most people wouldn't be a dragon cause they're not very cuddly."
>Tegan: "Yeah, people throw underwear, but usually it just feels really weird and kind of gross. The whole show i'm distracted by them, and I just want to kick them off. We were playing in Cleveland and these really hot girls in the front row kept flashing Sara. I don't even think they were gay, they were just really excited."
>Sara: "Just for the record, if I did that to her she would get mom to call me and be like "You know Tegan has low self-esteem right now and it doesn't help when you call her names on stage."
>Sara: "When we were living in Vancouver together we wrote independently from each other anyway, so when I moved to Montreal the only thing that really changed was that instead of Tegan walking over and knocking on my door and me ignoring her and her leaving a package on my doorstep, she would send it to me, and i'd pick it up at the post office."
>Sara: "When we were in grade six we watched a documentary about the seal hunts. We were doing an endangered species project at school and we were asked to research one animal on the list. (I did bald eagles.) The hunters clubbing the seals and then skinning them was horrible to witness. I do feel like there are alternatives to killing animals for food and materials. Just like the oil and gas industry, I feel that we are not moving quickly enough towards these alternatives."
>Sara: "I don't know, you people look like you probably have jobs., Oh you're in school? Okay that's fine."
Girl: *Screams* "No, i'm unemployed!"
Sara: "You're unemployed. I'm sorry... same thing... rhymes with school..."
>Sara: "In Canada it's like a commercial - "Hockey night in Canada!" and then Canadian tire and Home Depot like, "You can do it! We can help!" and here [America] it's like "Do you have Herpes?!" "Are you fat?!" "The war on terror!" It's like now... I feel fat, like I have an STD and that there's an inner war going on inside of me."
>Tegan: "We just don't want to be like that. We want to pick and choose where we extend ourselves and who we group up with. It might seem incredibly controlling, but I don't care enough about success and money to compromise... I just want to be able to leave each day feeling good. There are going to be days when you just feel crappy. But when you're at a show and you have 200 fans smiling at you... and you think, "I could cry right now, i'm so happy."
>Tegan [on Gay Marriage] "There's no reason why we can't all be miserable."
>Sara: "Sometimes I like to tell journalists that i've murdered Tegan and had her replaced with a lookalike who I don't allow to speak."
>Tegan: "You're not a woman anymore. Your vagina has gone."
Sara: "You're actually a straight man now, so congratufuckinglations."
>Sara: "You live this amazing life and you're so cool.' and i'm like 'No, i'm just like you. We're exactly the same."
>Tegan: "What's that back up singer?"
Sara: "That's not nice."
Tegan: "You could be so easily replaced."
>Tegan: "No matter what you believe, no matter what you do, no matter what direction you take in your life, if you're happy and you're good to the people around you, your life, hopefully, will be full of love and amazing things."
>Tegan: "I'm Sara, that's Tegan."
>Tegan: "I want to show girls that you don't just have to get married and have kids and give up your dreams. You can conquer the world. You can play in front of 20,000 people. And you can own that shit."
>Tegan: "When I wake up, it's certainly not the first thing on my mind. It's not like 'I'm gay!', i'm usually like, 'I'm starving!"
>Sara: "Definately. It is possible that Tegan could get coked up and have sex with a tiger. - And that part I do worry about."
>Sara: "I feel like a dog."
Emy: "You don't look like a dog.
Tegan: "You look like a bitch."
>Interviewer: "Do you believe in love at first sight?
Sara: "No, but I do believe in lust at first sight."
>Tegan: [To Sara] "Do you remember when you wore puffy vests and played acoustic folk next to me in 1999?"
>Tegan: "Remember when Sara was quiet? She still is during the day, but she just erupts onstage."
Sara: "I save it for the people!"
>Fan: "I heart Tegan!"
Sara: "Tegan doesn't understand symbols."
>Sara: "I forgot to worry and just had fun."
>Tegan: "I feel like I wanna get intimate with you, but i'm gonna play songs for now. But I might get intimate with you later, probably not the kind of intimate some of you would like."
>Sara: "Do you hear that pounding? That's Tegan. I locked her away. We like to play little games with each other, little tricks. So she's in a coffin."
>Tegan: "I just hate it when jokes fall flat, don't you?"
>Tegan: "You don't see women on the front of guitar mags, or Rolling Stone unless they're wearing lycra. That's tough. I know i'm cute and I could be more sexual, but I don't want to be. I just want to be me."
>Tegan: "We're never gonna sell records in London if Sara doesn't slick back her hair and carry machine guns."
Sara: "That actually sounds awesome."
>Sara: "He just hit me in the head!"
Tegan: "Britney Spears moment!"
Sara: "I'm just kidding! It's okay, you can hit me any time you want."
>Sara: "You basically go straight from the boobie that feeds you to the boobie that feeds your eyes."
>Sara: "I'm a cat person. That's fine, I don't care if people hate cats because I don't like you."
>Tegan: "I consider myself an easy going, simple, light hearted, positive, friendly, sweet, loveable person... sadly, most people that have dated me don't think so. But that's okay, they're bitches... No, they're not."
>Sara: "Truth is, that a lot of us could probably do a lot more to help, you know, control the fucked up shit but we don't cause we're on facebook."
>Tegan: "I don't know why people think signing boobs is a good idea. It's the alcohol, for sure."
>Sara: "I'm looking for a wife to help me with my language skills. If she's out there call 1-800-SaraNeedsAWife"
>Tegan: "We are the most famous band you've never heard."
>Sara: "Tegan just recently discovered that unicorns don't exist."
Tegan: "I just thought they were extinct."
>Sara: "I look out at the audience and I think, there are so many needs out there that need to be met, and i'm just one mum and Tegan's just one dad and there is just only so much that mum and dad can do."
Tegan: "No, i'm a mum. We're an alternative family."
>Tegan: "I love cock! We all love cock in the band!"
Sara: "They love their own cocks, and we just like cocks that don't have veins in them."
>Tegan: "There's nothing worse then being broken hearted and being eaten alive by mosquitoes."
>Tegan: "That's my jacket."
Sara: "That's my face. So basically your face is a variation of my face."
Tegan: "I came out first, leading me to believe that that's probably my face that you copied. My egg was fertilized, I felt bad for your soul, so I broke in half and let you come along on this journey with me."
>Tegan: "I'd like to thank my mom and dad for making me and my sister and for obviously taking better care of me so I grew into a marginally hotter person."
>Tegan: "We saw some movie a few years ago about Siamese twins, and there's a scene where they're fighting and they're pushing each other but they're completely stuck together and I turned to Sara and said "That's how I feel about you."
>Sara: "No matter whether you're a gay or mixed race couple, when you're drawn together, ultimately, it doesn't matter what everybody thinks because it's so honest, true and sincere. How can that be wrong?"
>Sara: "I'm not a slut, i'm just.. you know.. emotionally slutty."
>Tegan: "It's basically just pants without the inside leg. It's just a dress."
Sara: "That was a very scientific description, without the inside leg."
>Interviewer: "They're very attractive but they're also deadly poisonous. One of the most poisonous things in the world."
Sara: "You just described my ex."
>Tegan: "One time I woke up and I was cuddling with Sara. That was a very scary moment in my life."
>Tegan: "Why don't you take off your jacket and show them your bathing suit?"
Sara: "Why don't you take off your mask and show them your face?"
>Sara: "Just because you have asthma doesn't mean you don't like to get on top every once in a while."
>Tegan: "We're lesbian elves, we can sexually harass whoever we want."
Sara: "Nice one. That's really good. Really good role model for the kids.."
Tegan: "I'm not a role model... i'm a model on a roll."
Sara: "Did you just make that up?"
Tegan: "Yeah! Haha, i'm a genius."
>Sara: "In Canada, it's very impolite to ask a woman to take off her clothes."
Tegan: "Unless you say please."
>Sara: "When you have an eye ache, you just make out."
Tegan: "Oh, I don't make out. I'm asexual."
>Sara: "My therapist thought that was really cathartic for me to sing about being a cheater. I can only assume that when you sing along and cheer so enthusiastically that maybe you too have some troubles with infidelity, at least on a spiritual level. And that makes me think that you're my people, which means I can't trust any of you."
>Sara: "I am occasionally loveable but for the most part i'm like loving a raincloud."
>Tegan: "Don't worry Sara, I have an 'I love Sara' bra on right now. I'm gonna save that for the encore though."
>Tegan: "Music is about love. Music is love. Music is the way you talk to the person you like."
>Tegan: "I tend to be very silly when I like someone. Lots of jokes and rapid arm movement."
>Tegan: "I don't consider myself a mainstream artist. We still feel within the indie circuit, that's just the way it is."
>Tegan: "You're the kind of crowd that deserves Sara. We'll just leave her here with you. She can work at the bank and you guys can stop in for a chat. Maybe she'll read to you or something. We'll be back shortly."
>Tegan: "First we're gonna play some new songs, then some old songs, then some more new songs and then we'll all have a sleepover and watch movies."
>Sara: "It seems so weird to still be talking about this in 2010 but like who gives a fuck who dates who? Why do we care?"
>Tegan: "We are women. We are gay. And we do talk a lot."
>Sara: "It was the first time i'd seen the Whitney Houston video. That was when I knew there was something different about me."
>Sara: "If I saw a bunch of young hot girls snow-shoeing, I would attack them."
>Sara: "I would like to get my drivers licence. We have spent so many years touring and I have neglected to go through the process as of yet... I like to think it has less to do with me being lazy and more to do with my love of bicycles and mass transit."
>Tegan: "Trust me, if we had magical powers, i'd be reading Sara's mind and we'd be in Vegas right now. Ha!"
>Tegan: "Just because I don't wail or wank doesn't mean i'm not a great guitar player, I am and I know that."
>Tegan: "It's kinda like Christmas. October 27th is the new December 25th. That's right people, I took Christmas!"
>Tegan: "When I wrote this song (Call It Off) I felt pretty unoriginal because everybody writes love songs and everybody feels that their love is the most important and that when their love ends and they get their heart broken that nobody understands. And that's ridiculous but so am I."
>Sara: "Do you wanna take a sip of water?"
Tegan: "No, I don't wanna ruin the high."
>Sara: "If my heart had a shape that wasn't a heart, it would be a rainbow of happiness. It's not, at all."
>Tegan: "We're getting very old. My knees need to be cracked every couple minutes. I'm starting to forget names and phone numbers. It's rough..."
>Liz Feldman: "Have you ever dated the same person?"
Sara: "No! Oh boys! That doesn't count, that's like dating a unicorn."
>Tegan: "Could you imagine me being straight?"
>Hayley Williams: "Hey, i'm Hayley from Paramore"
Tegan: "Hey i'm Sar- no, i'm Tegan from Tegan and Sara."
Sara: "I'm Sara from Paramore."
>Tegan: "Mom said that she wanted me to have kids cause she knew she was gonna have to help me raise them, and I was like 'Score! I can still go out!"
>Sara: "Why do people pick on kittens? They are fun and cute... we are like kittens."
>Tegan: "Oh my god, there's a small child in the audience. Don't worry, 'fuck' was our first word."
>Tegan: "When I was 10 my hamster died... when Snowball died I wrote a love letter, not like 'I wanna be with you Snowball' but like 'I'll miss you Snowball' and I buried the letter with Snowball and what's really weird is that 2 years later I dug up Snowball and the letter wasn't there..."
Sara: "Maybe Snowball wasn't dead and she ate it to try and work up the strength to dig herself out."
>Tegan: "Even if you don't know anyone who's gay, now you know us. Now you know someone that's gay, especially Sara, she's really gay."
Sara: "I confirm that."
>Tegan: "Our parents only had enough money to feed one baby, they didn't feed Sara. That's why she's so little and weird looking. No i'm joking, we equally got underfed."